BOCETA – NOMES E APELIDOS EM INGLÊS

 

O inglês é considerado o idioma com o maior número de palavras. Estimativas variam, mas geralmente se acredita que o vocabulário ativo (palavras que as pessoas usam com frequência) seja de cerca de 20.000 a 35.000 palavras. No entanto, o número total de palavras no idioma, incluindo termos técnicos e arcaicos, pode ser muito maior, possivelmente ultrapassando um milhão. No entanto, não encontrei mais do que 692 apelidos para pussy (o nome mais comum para boceta). Talvez uma pesquisa mais detalhada obtenha maior sucesso. Por enquanto é isto. Divirta-se:

1. ace

2. adam’s own

3. alcove

4. altar of love,

5. anemone of love

6. aperture of bliss

7. apricot

8. arden of eden

9. arsenal,

10. artichoke,

11. axe wound –

12. baby basket –

13. baby carriage –

14. baby hole –

15. baby maker

16. baby-factory,

17. bacon hole,

18. bag of tricks,

19. banger hanger,

20. bawdy cleft,

21. bearded clam

22. bearded lady

23. beauty spot

24. beaver –

25. beaver tail,

26. beef box,

27. bee-hive,

28. belly entrance –

29. big bud –

30. bird –

31. bird’s nest

32. bit

33. bit of flesh,

34. bit of jam –

1. bitch

35. black box,

36. black hole,

37. black ring,

38. blind entrance,

39. blind eye,

40. bloomer pudding,

41. blossom

42. blossom full of nectar

43. blurt,

44. bower of bliss –

45. bozo,

46. bucket of brains –

47. bucket of eels –

48. bull's eye,

49. bunny

50. burning bush

51. bush –

52. bush pie,

53. bushy park –

54. butter box,

55. butterfly –

56. button groove,

57. button hole,

58. cake –

59. camel toe –

60. candy –

61. cape of good hope –

62. catch,

63. cave of harmony –

64. cave of wonders –

65. cavern –

66. center of attraction –

67. central furrow –

68. central office,

69. cerassie,

70. certificate of birth –

71. chasma,

72. cherry pit,

73. cherry pudding,

74. chimney –

75. chocha –

76. chuff box,

77. chuftie,

78. churner,

79. clam,

80. cleft of flesh –

81. clitty –

82. clown's hat,

83. clump

84. cock alley,

85. cock hall –

86. cock holder –

87. cock lane –

88. cock sock –

89. cock squeezer –

90. cockpit,

91. cockshy –

92. coffee grinder,

93. coffee house,

94. coffee shop,

95. coin-slot,

96. conchita,

97. contrapunctum,

98. coochie

99. cookie

100. cooleyhopper

101. cooter.

102. corner –

103. cornucopia,

104. cotton candy

105. coupler,

106. covered way –

107. crack of heaven –

108. cranny,

109. crave cave –

110. cream jug –

111. cream-catcher,

112. crescent moon,

113. crinkum crankum,

114. crotch –

115. cuckoo,

116. cuckoo's nest,

117. cum craver –

118. cunnikin,

119. cunny –

120. cunt,

121. cuntkin,

122. cuntlet,

123. cupid’s alley –

124. cupid's cave,

125. custom-house,

126. cyprian strait,

127. daisy –

128. danger zone –

129. dark paradise,

130. deep,

131. deli meat –

132. dent,

133. devilish thing,

134. dick driver –

135. dick sleeve –

136. ditch,

137. divine scar –

138. doodle sack,

139. door of life –

140. doughnut,

141. down there –

142. downstairs –

143. downtown –

144. downy bit,

145. downy cave,

146. dripping delta

147. eve’s custom house –

148. evening socket,

149. eye that weeps most when best pleased

150. fanny –

151. fat rabbit,

152. fathead,

153. female crucible –

154. fiddle,

155. fie-for-shame –

156. fish –

157. fish –

158. fish pond,

159. fish-box,

160. fishy oblivion

161. flapdoodle –

162. flapdoodle –

163. flesh canoe –

164. flesh wallet,

165. fleshy part –

166. flower –

167. flower heart –

168. flower of chivalry,

169. fly-catcher,

170. fool trap –

171. fool trap,

172. fornicators hall,

173. fortress of solitude –

174. fount of femininity,

175. fountain of life –

176. fountain of love –

177. frizzle,

178. front attic,

179. front bottom –

180. front door –

181. front garden –

182. front office –

183. front parlor,

184. front passage,

185. front piece –

186. front room,

187. front window –

188. fruit cup –

189. fruitful vine –

190. fuck hole –

191. fuck slut

192. funny bit,

193. fur chalice,

194. fur pie –

195. furrow,

196. furry burger

197. furry letterbox,

198. furry mongoose,

199. fuzzburger,

200. fuzzy cup,

201. fuzzy taco

202. fuzzy wuzzy

203. fuzzy-bunny,

204. fuzzy-muzzy,

205. gap,

206. garage,

207. garden of eden –

208. garden of pleasure,

209. gasp and grunt –

210. gate of life,

211. gates of heaven –

212. gateway –

213. gee,

214. generating place –

215. gentle trap,

216. gentlemen’s pleasure garden –

217. giggy,

218. gimcrack,

219. ginch,

220. glory hole –

221. gluepot,

222. go down to the finish line –

223. gold mine –

224. golden donut –

225. golden doorway –

226. golden gate,

227. golden mound,

228. golden valley –

229. golden valley –

230. goof,

231. goofball

232. goose,

233. grab,

234. grand canyon

235. grease box,

236. grotto,

237. grumble,

238. gully,

239. gutter,

240. gym,

241. haddock pastie,

242. hairpie

243. hairy heaven –

244. hairy mary,

245. hairy oblivion

246. hairy oracle –

247. hairy ring,

248. halfpenny,

249. hamper of goodies –

250. happy hunting grounds,

251. happy valley –

252. harbor of hope –

253. hatchi,

254. head catcher –

255. heart of the peony –

256. heavenly part –

257. heaven's porthole,

258. hee haw –

259. hefty clefty,

260. hey nonny nonny and a hot cha-cha –

261. hey-nonny-no,

262. hidden treasure,

263. hide-a-way –

264. hog-eye,

265. hole

266. hole of content –

267. hole of holes –

268. holiest of holies –

269. holy of holies –

270. holy-of-holies,

271. home sweet home –

272. honey pie,

273. honey pot –

274. honeypot,

275. hooha

276. hoop,

277. hot box,

278. hot pocket –

279. hotness –

280. house of security –

281. incision,

282. inland passage,

283. inner heart –

284. inner stream –

285. inner terrace –

286. irish pasture,

287. ivory gate

288. jackass,

289. jam donut,

290. jaws of hell –

291. jelly bag

292. jelly box,

293. jelly cave,

294. jerusalem artichoke,

295. jewel case,

296. jewel of the empire –

297. jeweled enclosure –

298. jeweled enclosure –

299. jiggumbob –

300. jing-jang,

301. joxy,

302. joy box,

303. joy hole –

304. joy spot,

305. joy trail –

306. joy-furrow,

307. juice box

308. justum,

309. kennel,

310. kettle,

311. keyhole –

312. keystone

313. keystone of love –

314. kidnapping,

315. kitchen –

316. kitchen –

317. kitty,

318. kitty-cat,

319. knick-knack

320. knish,

321. kut,

322. la belle chose,

323. ladder –

324. lady flower –

325. lady star –

326. lady’s secret –

327. lamp of love,

328. lapland –

329. lapland –

330. leather –

331. lili,

332. little front butt –

333. little girl –

334. little kitten,

335. little sister –

336. living fountain,

337. locker –

338. lodge,

339. lotus –

340. lotus flower –

341. lotus of her wisdom –

342. love box –

343. love canal –

344. love chamber,

345. love cleft,

346. love grotto,

347. love hole

348. love jungle –

349. love lane –

350. love organ,

351. love rug.

352. love sheath,

353. love’s channel –

354. love’s harbor –

355. love’s paradise –

356. love’s paradise –

357. love’s pavilion –

358. love's fountain,

359. love's harbour,

360. lower lips –

361. lowlands,

362. lucky bag,

363. lunch box

364. main avenue,

365. main street –

366. mamas box,

367. manhole

368. mantrap –

369. mapatasi,

370. melting pot,

371. men’s aphrodisiac –

372. mespot,

373. middle eye

374. middle kingdom,

375. milk jug

376. mine of pleasure,

377. minge

378. miraculous cairn –

379. miss laycock

380. modesty –

381. money box

382. money-maker,

383. money-pot,

384. mons pubis

385. mons pubis –

386. mother of all souls

387. mound –

388. mouse trap

389. mouth that can not bite –

390. mrs. winkles

391. muff –

392. multi-purpose hall

393. mustard pot,

394. mysterious cavern

395. mysterious valley

396. mystic grotto,

397. naggy,

398. name it not –

399. nature’s oven –

400. nature’s tufted treasure –

401. naughty,

402. nautch,

403. needle case,

404. needle-book,

405. nest in the bush,

406. nether end,

407. netherlands –

408. nice slice –

409. niche,

410. nick-in-the-notch –

411. nick-nack,

412. night depository,

413. nock,

414. nockandro,

415. nonesuch,

416. nonny-no,

417. nonny-nonny,

418. no-no zone –

419. nook,

420. nooker,

421. nookey,

422. nooky,

423. noose,

424. notch

425. nothing,

426. notorious v.a.g. –

427. o,

428. of love –

429. old hat,

430. open well,

431. opening,

432. oracle,

433. organ,

434. orgasm chasm,

435. oyster-catcher,

436. padlock,

437. palace of pleasure,

438. pandora’s box –

439. panty hamster –

440. panty pudding,

441. papaya,

442. paradise –

443. parlor room,

444. passion hole,

445. passion pit,

446. peach-fish,

447. peculiar river –

448. peculiar river,

449. pee-hole –

450. penalty box –

451. pencil-sharpener,

452. penis parking –

453. periwinkle,

454. pink –

455. pink eye,

456. pink parts –

457. pink sink –

458. pink surprise,

459. pink taco

460. pink velvet sausage wallet,

461. pintle-case,

462. pipe –

463. pipe cleaner –

464. pipkin,

465. pit

466. pit hole –

467. pit of darkness,

468. plaquet-box,

469. playground –

470. playpen,

471. plaything –

472. pleasure boat,

473. pleasure center –

474. pleasure center of heaven –

475. pleasure field of heaven –

476. pleasure garden –

477. pleasure house –

478. pleasure palace –

479. pocketbook,

480. poe,

481. poke-hole,

482. pole hole –

483. polly-nussy,

484. pond,

485. poon

486. poonannie

487. poonce,

488. poontang.

489. poontenanny,

490. poor man's blessing,

491. pooter

492. pooz,

493. poozie,

494. poozle,

495. portal of love,

496. portal of venus –

497. pot,

498. pouch,

499. pouter,

500. praline,

501. prawn of pleasure,

502. precious gateway –

503. premises,

504. pretty –

505. pretty-pretty,

506. prick scourer –

507. prick,

508. prickholder,

509. prick-pocket –

510. prick-purse,

511. prime cut,

512. private passages,

513. privy hole –

514. promised land,

515. pudendal smile,

516. punce,

517. punni,

518. punse,

519. purse –

520. puss –

521. pussy

522. pussycat

523. quarry,

524. queen of holes –

525. quim

526. quimmy –

527. quin

528. rabbit pie,

529. rag box,

530. rat-hole,

531. receiving chamber,

532. rest and be thankful

533. rhubard,

534. road –

535. road to heaven –

536. rooster –

537. rose –

538. rosebud –

539. sacred “v”

540. salt basin,

541. sanctum,

542. satin doll,

543. scratch,

544. scut –

545. seat of pleasure –

546. seat of wisdom –

547. secret cavern –

548. seminary,

549. sensitive cave –

550. sensitive cavern –

551. serpent socket,

552. sexual cavern –

553. shady spring –

554. shag carpet

555. shake bag –

556. shame cave –

557. she –

558. shell –

559. she-thing,

560. shmoya,

561. shrubbery,

562. silk funnel –

563. skin chimney,

564. skin coat –

565. sleeve,

566. slice of life –

567. slip and slide –

568. slit –

569. slithery,

570. slot,

571. sluice box,

572. snackbar,

573. snap,

574. snatch –

575. snatch box –

576. snatch-blatch,

577. snutchie,

578. soft spot –

579. solution of continuity –

580. south pole,

581. spender –

582. spermsucker –

583. spice of life –

584. split peach –

585. sportsman’s hole –

586. spunk-pot,

587. squeeky,

588. squeeze box,

589. stoat,

590. strawberry –

591. streamstown,

592. strings of the lyre –

593. suck and swallow –

594. sugar basin –

595. sugar donut –

596. sweet lusciousness

597. sweet scented hole –

598. tail gate,

599. temple of venus –

600. tender box,

601. tender trap,

602. the channel –

603. the death of adam

604. the great divide –

605. the hot oven –

606. the never out trap –

607. the saddle –

608. the sperm bank –

609. the treasury –

610. the vip lounge –

611. thicket –

612. thingamy,

613. tirly-whirly,

614. todger toaster,

615. tongue depressor –

616. tool chest,

617. toolbox –

618. toolshed,

619. tootsie wootsie –

620. touchpad –

621. toy shop,

622. trap,

623. treasure box,

624. treasure house –

625. trench,

626. trim

627. trout,

628. tunnel of love,

629. tunnel,

630. tuzzy-muzzy,

631. twachel,

632. twam,

633. twammy,

634. twat –

635. twatchel,

636. twelge,

637. twidget,

638. twim,

639. twitchet

640. twot,

641. under the hill –

642. undertaker –

643. underworld,

644. upright grin –

645. upright wink

646. vag –

647. vagina

648. va-jay-jay –

649. valley of decision –

650. valve,

651. velvet glove,

652. velvet love-canal,

653. venus cell,

654. venus flytrap,

655. venus' glove,

656. venus highway,

657. venus honeypot –

658. venus mound –

659. venus mound –

660. vertical bacon sandwhich

661. vertical smile –

662. vicious circle –

663. vidgie –

664. virgin knot

665. v-jay –

666. void,

667. vulva,

668. wallet,

669. warmer –

670. water box –

671. wayside fountain –

672. wazoo –

673. wet pie –

674. whisker biscuit,

675. whispy mound –

676. who who –

677. wicket,

678. winker,

679. womanhood –

680. womanhood -workshop

681. womens weapon –

682. wonderland,

683. workshop

684. yawn,

685. yo momma

686. yoni,

687. you know what –

688. yum-yum

689. zany,

690. zither,

691. zosh,

692. zouzoune,

BOCETA – NOMES E APELIDOS EM FRANCÊS

 

 

Não há pesquisa, apenas “catação” de nomes encontrados por aí, em francês. Se, em português (queira ver), encontrei mais de três mil apelidos para a boceta, os franceses foram bem mais econômicos: encontrei apenas 112. Não quer dizer que a língua francesa tenha menos criatividade, ao nomear la chatte (o apelido mais comum), apenas não tive, talvez, acesso a todas as possibilidades. De qualquer forma, é um bom número, para o leitor deste blog se divertir:

1. abricot

2. affaire

3. amande

4. angora

5. anneau

6. antre d’amour

7. aramis (athos et porthos étant les seins)

8. argenterie (à faire reluire)

9. as de carreau

10. atelier

11. aumônière

12. bague

13. balafre

14. barbichette

15. barbichu

16. barbiquet

17. barbu

18. bengali

19. bénitier

20. bizoune

21. berlingot

22. bijou

23. biniou

24. biquette

25. blason

26. boîte à ouvrage

27. bonbonnière

28. boutique

29. bouton de rose

30. callibistri

31. chagatte

32. chatte

33. chattemite

34. cheminée

35. chnéque

36. choune

37. comment a nom

38. con

39. conicle

40. connasse

41. connin

42. conque

43. coquillage

44. craille

45. cramouille

46. crapette

47. craque

48. craquette

49. divertissoire

50. escalopes

51. fente

52. figue

53. fissure

54. forêt noire,

55. forêt vierge,

56. forrêt de brocéliande

57. forge à cocus

58. fouffe

59. foufoune

60. foufounette

61. foune

62. founette

63. fourreau

64. fraise

65. framboise

66. frifri

67. gagne-pain

68. garage à bites (vulgaire)

69. jardin secret

70. kiki

71. marguerite

72. mijole

73. miche

74. mille-feuilles

75. minch

76. minette

77. minou

78. motte

79. moulache

80. moule

81. moumoune

82. moumoute

83. nénette

84. noune (québec)

85. œil du cyclope

86. pachole (marseillais)

87. plotte (québec)

88. pépette

89. pissette

90. pissou

91. portefeuille à moustaches

92. pot à miel

93. prunette

94. pudenda

95. raie

96. raminagrobis

97. rose

98. rossignol

99. sadinet

100. saint-frusquin

101. salle de jeux

102. tablier de sapeur

103. tarte aux poils

104. teuch

105. touffe

106. triangle

107. trou à crinière

108. vagin

109. vulve

110. yoni

111. zézette

112. zigouigoui